Another twitter-esque match report

1 08 2010

Liverpool were all at sea im Deutschland versus new promotees [citation needed], Borrussia Monchengladbach as the English heavy weights were made to look like English welterweights in a 1-0 loss. Although Liverpool gave Steven Gerrard and Joe Cole an hour long run, it was their defense with a mixture of unsure and creaky legs that gave away the only goal of the game.

Roy Hodgson has a lot of work to do if he has to put together a team that will take on Arsenal in about 2 weeks time, what with Torres still having his menstrual periods and not being able to decide whether or not to stick around and Mascherano with his hand on the door knob.



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